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Answer me this

Posted by danicos Jul. 9, 2009 @ 9:33 PM EDT

Would do you all think of sex.
If Hypothetically I said I got laid, what would you say. Debaaates GO!
But say it all like,uh-uh!

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Updated: 08/26/09 7:30 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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68 Comments

Jul. 9, 2009 | 9:38 PM Armyranger says:

Yeah that made me LMAO too.

Jul. 9, 2009 | 9:59 PM danicos responds:

I know right!

Jul. 9, 2009 | 9:44 PM sinskae says:

I dunno, try focus on more foreplay. Get the magic fingers going man. the ladies love it.

Jul. 9, 2009 | 10:00 PM danicos responds:

Thank you for your great advice!!

Jul. 9, 2009 | 9:49 PM peacefulsniper says:

i want you to be my new daddy can you do that for me?

Jul. 9, 2009 | 10:16 PM danicos responds:

Your mom is too old for me!
You didnt read the post,did you?

Jul. 9, 2009 | 10:44 PM DN83 says:

HAHAHAHAHAHA! You expect for me to believe that a fourteen-year old kid was knocking boots and she was into it? You may also want to check where you put your exclamtion points.

Jul. 9, 2009 | 11:07 PM danicos responds:

I dont expect you to believe me! Im just saying what happened.Plus its the new age,baby! I can tell you were never a fisty one!

Jul. 9, 2009 | 11:22 PM danicos says:

Advice,people!

Jul. 9, 2009 | 11:37 PM Leedove says:

Cool, what character you want to be?
Handsome.
LOL
Na, it's okay.

Jul. 9, 2009 | 11:46 PM danicos responds:

I wanna be the one who doesnt die!
Cutie!
rofl!
Glad you understand:D

Jul. 9, 2009 | 11:51 PM Leedove says:

No, your not.
You look good.
Really? XD

Jul. 9, 2009 | 11:54 PM danicos responds:

:D
Why thank you!
Yes to whatever I said!

Jul. 10, 2009 | 1:05 AM kanamomashouse says:

hay wahtsup man1

Jul. 10, 2009 | 1:13 AM danicos responds:

Nice to see you back,man!
Everybody,the worlds true troll!

Jul. 10, 2009 | 2:14 AM EnjoiLove says:

Since when do 14 year olds brag about having oral sex? No offense, I would sort of believe this if you were older, but cmon. Your grammar sucks, and the way you detailed your story was meh.

Though points for having a life and a gf.

Jul. 10, 2009 | 2:25 AM danicos responds:

I was afraid this would happened. I am also bragging! Why would I lie about this?
Dont worry,next time ill keepit short!XD

Updated: Jul. 10, 2009, 2:29 AM
Jul. 10, 2009 | 7:01 AM Bilna says:

ihaaaa orals.... you fucker you =)

Jul. 10, 2009 | 8:16 PM danicos responds:

You line stealer you!

Jul. 10, 2009 | 7:03 AM AronKong says:

Cool story bro

Jul. 10, 2009 | 8:16 PM danicos responds:

Cool comment dude

Jul. 10, 2009 | 11:45 AM soulreapermarco says:

NO! Faiil!

Jul. 10, 2009 | 8:16 PM danicos responds:

:=(
Hey,thats what I said!

Updated: Jul. 10, 2009, 9:04 PM
Jul. 10, 2009 | 2:23 PM Jarvid says:

Last longer faggot

Jul. 10, 2009 | 8:16 PM danicos responds:

lolz! Im still opnly 14:P

Jul. 10, 2009 | 3:36 PM marek127 says:

nice story

Jul. 10, 2009 | 8:20 PM danicos responds:

How? No, explain to me how this story is nice!

Jul. 10, 2009 | 4:34 PM Natick says:

Maybe you r... Because I've never had sex. I've in bed nude with a girl and taken showers with her but I've never had sex. Of course that's just me talkin' but don't take my word for it because after I broke up with my ex-girlfriend, I haven't believed in love sense then.

Jul. 10, 2009 | 8:21 PM danicos responds:

Really, I only been in loved with my first gf. IO havent seen her since she left to her hometown

Jul. 10, 2009 | 7:33 PM GIRFAN says:

Lol, critisize me on MY userpage about MY art when you've actually submitted art to the portal, and more than some lame collaborative flash smiley dressup.

Good day to you,

Jul. 10, 2009 | 8:34 PM danicos responds:

You know,its talk like that that got me to make flash! See you later,G

Jul. 10, 2009 | 8:30 PM AronKong says:

you know sorrygirl99 in rl? and having sex when your 14 O_O!

Jul. 10, 2009 | 8:35 PM danicos responds:

What? I cant undrstand the first part?

Jul. 10, 2009 | 9:14 PM Maxas says:

Your sick and twisted remind me why Im your friend

Jul. 10, 2009 | 9:29 PM danicos responds:

Thats why i lov ya!.......Wait!!!

Jul. 10, 2009 | 9:23 PM AronKong says:

real life is rl

Jul. 10, 2009 | 9:31 PM danicos responds:

What,NO! I dont know her like that! I know jonathandeg and roselia(forgotten no.) and thekiller556

Jul. 10, 2009 | 9:27 PM fourinone says:

It both disturbs and amuses me that you're 14.

Jul. 10, 2009 | 9:31 PM danicos responds:

I was afraid you'd say that

Jul. 11, 2009 | 1:11 AM 007nineone says:

WooooW!I bet I would be laughing at that too if it happened to me.

Jul. 11, 2009 | 1:24 AM danicos responds:

It sounds funny i know! But when it happens to you, you'll understand.Trust me ; )

Jul. 11, 2009 | 5:33 AM planetsam801 says:

If you are going to write about you underage sexual experiences which WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT, go write it somewhere else.

Jul. 11, 2009 | 5:34 AM danicos responds:

But im proud of my accomplishments! Dont be jealous

Jul. 11, 2009 | 5:37 AM planetsam801 says:

Just messing with you.
Also: Cocks

Jul. 11, 2009 | 2:24 PM danicos responds:

Thats what she said:P

Jul. 11, 2009 | 6:48 AM Bilna says:

you bitchy thing you

Jul. 11, 2009 | 2:24 PM danicos responds:

Thank you i guess:S

Jul. 11, 2009 | 6:57 AM madmaximas says:

that should be with the other smilies when writing a post or a PM!!!!

Jul. 11, 2009 | 2:26 PM danicos responds:

It should. Now people wont get that confused when putting certain ones

Jul. 11, 2009 | 7:14 AM FoxtrotZulu says:

If this is true, which I doubt, then of course you're a selfish lover. You're also a complete douchebag. For starters, "it's the new age, it's what we young kids do" is not an excuse to fuck at our age. Second, what the fuck - "the birds and the bees"? You might as well have just said "we started doing it".

Hang on, I'ma take a break until AFTAH AH CUULED DOWN! Alright, done. Now, this seems like the only true bit - what she said. But I have suspicions that you were just sitting there, watching TV, having a conversation and then that popped up. But that'd sound douchey, wouldn't it? 'Cause sex is all the rage now.

In short, you're selfish because you probably never do anything for her, other than fuck. You're a douche because this probably never happened and you want to look cool.

Oh, and at least buy the English language before you violently rape it, repeatedly.

Jul. 11, 2009 | 2:27 PM danicos responds:

Hey hey hey! im a romantic guy.Though I think you hav a point..... But shees,dont get mad.(fuck!)

Plus I made this to also get advice! I dont know what im doing wrong, dude! So you just basically didnt read between the lines,did you? Well thanx for nothing man!

Updated: Jul. 11, 2009, 5:35 PM
Jul. 11, 2009 | 9:15 AM sinskae says:

Same here; I PMed her questions the other night. Just sent her some geography and some Japanese history questions. Don't know exactly what she wants o.o

Jul. 11, 2009 | 2:28 PM danicos responds:

Me neither, I dont hav that shit! Just text messaging!

Jul. 11, 2009 | 11:17 AM hordset76 says:

ive gotten layed many times before and only once ive heard that!

Jul. 11, 2009 | 2:29 PM danicos responds:

myspace hav more of me! i was suprised when these started to kick in. But I enjoy this better.Plus, I know how to respond to comments hereXD

Jul. 11, 2009 | 12:14 PM urallmybitchesandhos says:

N***A Azz BITCH

Jul. 11, 2009 | 2:30 PM danicos responds:

Sir, your the nigga, and you are the ass bitch
Played

Updated: Jul. 11, 2009, 2:30 PM
Jul. 11, 2009 | 12:47 PM ScottTowels says:

tldr

Jul. 11, 2009 | 2:31 PM danicos responds:

tdtn

Jul. 11, 2009 | 1:25 PM gorehaunter says:

Wait what???!!!! You SEX with her ....?! I didn't understand a word you said up there. I think you were both selfish. But you were mean. How did you get that smiley face thing?

Jul. 11, 2009 | 2:31 PM danicos responds:

The BBS!

Jul. 11, 2009 | 1:28 PM gorehaunter says:

Wait you have to be over 18 lol and if you did that you would get a disease unless you had... you know ..... "mushroom" And also, try diablo 2. its a very nice game!

Jul. 11, 2009 | 2:32 PM danicos responds:

You maen a condom? I know they are expensive.....But so are kids!

Jul. 11, 2009 | 1:29 PM gorehaunter says:

Wait you wanna help make a game?

Jul. 11, 2009 | 2:32 PM danicos responds:

How did you know about my projects?

Jul. 11, 2009 | 1:33 PM gorehaunter says:

Wait you really shouldn't have oral sex because that would lead to a terminal calculation

Jul. 11, 2009 | 2:32 PM danicos responds:

Way to ruin sex for me

Jul. 11, 2009 | 1:38 PM gorehaunter says:

Wait if you have done that before, it is a 80% chance that you have that " disease ".

Jul. 11, 2009 | 2:33 PM danicos responds:

Stop scaring me man! Just stop talking!!

Jul. 11, 2009 | 2:50 PM ArtistGamerGal says:

Just some advice from a girl...
I've actually told my boyfriend he was a selfish lover before. The reason I said it was because all we were every doing in bed revolved around him. Yes, sex is pleasurable to both genders for the most part (if you don't suck at it) but if you don't last long or if you don't kiss and cuddle DURING she's going to think it's all about you. Luckily my bf changed his ways and actually works to make sure I get release too. Sorry if this was kind of graphic but I figure I should be blunt when it comes to a 14 year old kid.

Jul. 11, 2009 | 3:18 PM danicos responds:

Dont be sorry! I am a shy kisser,and I appreciate it! Thanks for your advice, GamerGal!

Jul. 11, 2009 | 3:03 PM SpiderPigClock says:

I have some advice:

DON'T HAVE SEX. You're fourteen, for Chist's sake. That's no time to be sticking your pleasure-sausage into anybody's fun-pouch.

Jul. 11, 2009 | 3:18 PM danicos responds:

l.m.a.ooooo! im sorry,its just so hard to resist!

Jul. 11, 2009 | 3:57 PM AeroSmith220 says:

heres that chuck norris game http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F5RPRW4Q

Jul. 11, 2009 | 4:15 PM danicos responds:

Whats with all the advertisement on that page, anyway?

Jul. 11, 2009 | 4:09 PM 007nineone says:

What puzzles me still is why she called you a selfish lover.
I mean you 2 aren't at that age.

Jul. 11, 2009 | 4:15 PM danicos responds:

Your just making me more confused...

Jul. 11, 2009 | 4:09 PM 007nineone says:

What puzzles me still is why she called you a selfish lover.
I mean you 2 aren't at that age.

Jul. 11, 2009 | 4:16 PM danicos responds:

........
You hav wi-fi, dont you?

Jul. 11, 2009 | 4:33 PM AeroSmith220 says:

idk all i know is im not paying for downloads fuck that

Jul. 11, 2009 | 4:50 PM danicos responds:

It is always better when you dont pay for it!

Jul. 11, 2009 | 5:17 PM 007nineone says:

No I don't have wi-fi,that duplicate response was an accident.
And sorry about that.

Jul. 11, 2009 | 5:26 PM danicos responds:

Hey, more power to me!

Jul. 11, 2009 | 5:20 PM FoxtrotZulu says:

Alright, I'm sorry, I was kinda pissed off earlier. But thanks for not totally bitching at me, 'cause I know I sounded like an ass there. You want advice? Hmm... I dunno, do stuff she likes. Try to make her feel special. Maybe she feels slutty because of how much sex you have. Try and tone it down a bit, do some more sentimental shit. Show her you care. :P

Good luck, man.

Jul. 11, 2009 | 5:29 PM danicos responds:

We odnt have that much sex! I aint a machine! You were right about one thing! I am still 14. I understand that people think im full of shit! It is understandable! I would probably think they are lying! Thank you for not trying to accuse me of lying. but dont lie, you still think im lying,right?

Jul. 11, 2009 | 5:33 PM FoxtrotZulu says:

Hmm, no, not really. I have another 15 year-old friend who has sex on a regular basis. And when I said from all the sex your having, I didn't mean you have loads, but when you do, maybe she feels like it revolves around you?

Jul. 11, 2009 | 5:39 PM danicos responds:

The amount we had was in the single digits, I already got some great advice,both guy and girl.
Regular basis, huh? Does he have like some kind of schedule? Maybe ill ask her. Though it really got stuck in my mind what she said.

P.S. I still havent called her:P I must be the only man who doesnt like to hit it and quit itXD

Jul. 11, 2009 | 5:58 PM FoxtrotZulu says:

He don't have a schedule, but he's not the... nicest of guys, if you know what I mean. He's a decent guy, but he's a bit lazy and doesn't really give a shit about anything.

This may sound corny, but to be honest, at our age, sex is usually bad news. :l

Jul. 11, 2009 | 6:08 PM danicos responds:

I am a selfish lover.I think he would be called, the aggresive type!

Yes I heard about that. Remember what I always say!''Condoms are expensive,but so are kids!'':P

Jul. 11, 2009 | 6:16 PM AeroSmith220 says:

or u can steal condoms my friend has all these types and hides them

Jul. 11, 2009 | 6:24 PM danicos responds:

I hide them in my socks^^

Not the ones im wearing of course:3

Jul. 11, 2009 | 6:34 PM FoxtrotZulu says:

I think I can answer your question. You're not a selfish lover. Why? Because of the simple fact that you care so much about what she thinks, and because you want her to be happy (which is why you're asking for advice, no?). If you didn't care and just wanted sex, then you wouldn't care about what she'd said. Plus, you seem like a really nice guy. :P

Jul. 11, 2009 | 6:45 PM danicos responds:

Well, she doesnt know that!(does she!) Plus i am trying to figure out why she told me that. I already got some help! She wasnt joking because she told me, she wasnt joking! But yeah, this is all great.Thank you, FoxtrotZulu

Jul. 11, 2009 | 6:47 PM whitewolf3307 says:

You really don't want to know what I think of it.

Jul. 11, 2009 | 6:51 PM danicos responds:

Tell me in the PM! I mean, you didnt even check my age until you saw my picture!^^

Jul. 11, 2009 | 6:52 PM FoxtrotZulu says:

No problem, man. Strangely enough, I'm in the mood to talk about sex. :P

Jul. 11, 2009 | 7:07 PM danicos responds:

What a suprise!XD

Jul. 11, 2009 | 6:59 PM whitewolf3307 says:

I checked you age a long time ago. It tells me what I can and can not say to someone. And with you sex was one of them.

Jul. 11, 2009 | 9:42 PM danicos responds:

I do not compute...

Jul. 11, 2009 | 9:26 PM Maxas says:

Buddy, Baby come on if you want me to stay your friend make a new post :) for me?

Jul. 11, 2009 | 9:44 PM danicos responds:

You get your dam wish! Now weres my present?

Jul. 11, 2009 | 10:50 PM thelittleemo says:

Well i don't know what to say since I've never had sex...damn I'm lonely.

Well I would suggest to call her and basically be considerate to her, that usually makes people happy.

But I still don't know whether to believe this or not.

Jul. 12, 2009 | 1:14 AM danicos responds:

You dont have to! I mean pff..Barely anyone does.Though ill be nice

Jul. 11, 2009 | 11:00 PM narutosonicfan says:

The 4th and by the way, I actually do believe you yet I have no Idea why

Jul. 12, 2009 | 1:14 AM danicos responds:

Because im being hoest!^.^

Jul. 12, 2009 | 12:06 AM AeroSmith220 says:

Chuck Norris is a selfish lover :D

Jul. 12, 2009 | 1:15 AM danicos responds:

You would know! lolololol! But seriously, if you were gay,Aero!

Jul. 12, 2009 | 12:48 AM Magnet-Boy says:

wut u do in shower? esplane 2 me vivid.

Jul. 12, 2009 | 1:16 AM danicos responds:

I clean myself off.Nuff said!

Jul. 12, 2009 | 1:27 AM AeroSmith220 says:

dude the forums are gonna be attcked

Jul. 12, 2009 | 1:48 AM danicos responds:

What?

Jul. 12, 2009 | 1:31 AM zabutei says:

dude,you can't make this stuff up!
i believe ya!

Jul. 12, 2009 | 1:48 AM danicos responds:

I am yours!

Jul. 12, 2009 | 1:51 AM planetsam801 says:

Yo Mama

Jul. 12, 2009 | 2:13 AM danicos responds:

''Diss!

Jul. 12, 2009 | 2:16 AM AeroSmith220 says:

4am EDT time the dd is gonna attack with there whiny bullshit threads

Jul. 12, 2009 | 2:20 AM danicos responds:

So they never learned from the deletion of FF and all of there members and evidence of them being known and the KK and almost all of their members and the anti-lol what they call,flash, didnt scare them? ThatoneguyfromDD will regret naming his alt. after that! It must suck to be Wade in times like these!

Jul. 12, 2009 | 2:30 AM AeroSmith220 says:

ehh well yeah this my be extremely out of subject but you look like someone i know

Jul. 12, 2009 | 2:45 AM danicos responds:

You cant find a face lke mine in life! It is just too SEXEH!

Jul. 12, 2009 | 2:48 AM AeroSmith220 says:

where is the kgb when u need them

Jul. 12, 2009 | 2:49 AM danicos responds:

I wouldnt know...

Jul. 12, 2009 | 2:55 AM AeroSmith220 says:

so why did u wanna know?

Jul. 12, 2009 | 3:57 PM danicos responds:

Cause the DD truly sucks!

Jul. 12, 2009 | 3:23 AM sunshinedafox says:

Aww it's so cute! X3

Jul. 12, 2009 | 3:57 PM danicos responds:

: 3

Jul. 12, 2009 | 6:14 AM TheFlipEffect says:

Does it fuck!

Jul. 12, 2009 | 3:58 PM danicos responds:

Uh heh heh! It surre does!

Jul. 12, 2009 | 10:02 AM Natick says:

WTF I WANT 64 COMMENTS

Jul. 12, 2009 | 3:59 PM danicos responds:

Your not as cool to get this much in 3 days!

Jul. 12, 2009 | 11:09 AM narutosonicfan says:

I'm loling

Jul. 25, 2009 | 9:40 PM danicos responds:

I bet you are

Jul. 12, 2009 | 12:12 PM AeroSmith220 says:

hahahaha the dd pussyd out those skinheaded fucks

Jul. 25, 2009 | 9:40 PM danicos responds:

We soldiers of newgrounds shall win the fight!

Jul. 22, 2009 | 12:16 PM zrb says:

LOL.
Selfish boy >:0

Jul. 25, 2009 | 9:41 PM danicos responds:

oimsorry, i promise ill share, but not my cupcake! Only I can eat it!

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